iwatchforsasha:

On a scale from 1 to Sasha speaking different languages, how done do you think I am?





amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home



rizzleslovatic:

Sasha interview with People.com about her kids…the “dumbfuck” story never gets old😂







809:

why is this so hard for people to understand



HOW

matteleven:

fan-of-fandoms-and-soup:

Okay, so I knew this guy (his tumblr is matteleven and he even does minisodes in character) cosplays as the Doctor, because y’know, he’s perfect and all

Here’s a shot of myself taken at MCM Expo last May.My hair was unusually co-operative that weekend!

But this is still him

Hair has gone rather Sherlock after my swim today. Literally dried this way by itself! :D

and this

This is my design… Or this is my very rushed Will Graham ‘cosplay’ as I’m extremely excited about the new series of Hannibal airing tonight!!!I MEAN HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WITH YOUR FACE?????????

IT’S AMAZING

Just found this! I’m glad my face entertains some of you :D



The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment





basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending







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