This. Reblog forever.
Pinterest is like an abyss of cute life hacks.
SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME OF THESE
THIS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY???
BEETHOVEN’S 5th…performed by incredible burlesque performer @michelle_lamour, who displays olympic-level ass-control.
worth it. trust me.
Jason: The first time I worked with Dobby, I said, “Where’s Dobby gonna be? Where should I look?” They went, “Well, wherever you look, that’s where we’ll put him.” So we’re up on a little platform for me to walk down and I would swing my leg viciously and as I went down the steps, I went … with the cane like that.
So Chris goes, “Cut. Okay, great. You slip or something?” And I went, “No, no, no. No, I just kicked Dobby down the stairs.” And he went, “Really?” He said, “What was the thing with the cane?” I said, “When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.” He went, “Cool.”
When he tried to get up, I bashed him on the head.
i thought this was gonna be another description of how dan adlibbed that line in this scene. but this is so much better!!!
I wonder what kind of stuff is written about Blaine on the Show Choir blogs.
"Blaine Devon Anderson: sex on a stick and sings like a dream."
"Don’t let his handsome looks, 1950s style, and is sweet charm fool you. He was once leader of the Dalton Warblers as a sophomore, which is unheard of at that school. He is also deemed what many call "the new Rachel", referring to Rachel Berry, who is on her way to becoming a Broadway lead before she even turns 20. He is ruthless, strategic, and pays attention to every detail. He does his homework, knowing everything about everyone in every show choir in the country. Let’s not overlook his versatile voice, in which he can masterfully sing songs ranging from mainstream pop to classical Broadway. His falsetto is his main weapon, and his charisma while performing is unmatched, bringing audience members to their feet with one note and one smile."
How I get dressed in the morning - (1/2)
this is fucking with my brain
I am confused and aroused.
A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.
gross gross gross gross gross
Good morning disgusting.
- “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
- A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
- If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
- Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
- You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
- The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
boosting the fuck out of this
They have this in Continental Midtown in Philly, it’s fucking creepy and not cool at all
the most obvious solution i can think of is to break that motherfucker. what are they going to do? sue you for breaking something they shouldnt have had?
That’s fucking disgusting.
Hey, fellas. You ever feel like you have to check if you’re standing in front of a two-way mirror? Women do.
This is wrong
All of my Wicked art in one post.
#’go and work at Stormcage’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’how on earth did you get sacked after the first day?’ they said #no but srsly lol #poor guy #first day at job - and he’s guarding river #and she wants to escape#sucks to be you dude #but idk why they keep on trying to keep her in her cell when she intends on leaving it #I mean sure - I can understand that they tried to stop fer from escaping the first time #and the second time #and the sixth and ninth #but after her bazillionth attempt - bazillionth attempt that ended with success #they just should’ve stopped #and help her with packing #’which dress do you want me to pack dr Song? how many guns? condoms?’ #’dress warmly dr Song! and eat regularly’#’see you later doctor Song!’ #doctor who #river song #queen of all the time and space (via your-bespoke-psychopath)
#I bet they put him there on purpose#guarding River’s cell is like Stormcage hazing #the other guards are in the control room #watching the monitors and trading bets #somebody brought pretzels and they’re elbowing each other and offering live commentary #DON’T BRING HER THE PHONE MAN IT IS A TRAP #oh god #he’s so dumb #what do you think? is she gonna knock him out? #use the lipstick #aww man I love the lipstick #BEST DISCIPLINARY ACTION EVER #oh oh oh LOOK #SHE IS REACHING FOR THE CLEAVAGE #LIPSTICK IT IS #WIN #OH YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!! #did he just TELL her it’s his first day? #GOD DAMMIT MAN ARE YOU STUPID? #DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ORIENTATION? #oh - oh - AND THERE HE GOES #you dumbass #Bye River #oh look she’s drawing something #should we sound the alarm? #nahhhh #man I hope she brings us back something good#last time she went to some planet called America and brought us all back these calandars (via areyoumarriedriver)
“because life is short, and you are hot”
these words might just seem like an ordinary pick-up line but if you listen closely you can hear thousands and thousands of muffled sobs from whovians all around the world
prompt: kurt wearing big fluffy sweaters and blaine can’t stop cuddling him
(no one actually prompted this i just wanted to write it oops)
"Come on, sleepyhead, time to wake up," Blaine says, kissing Kurt’s cheek and rolling his eyes fondly when Kurt just burrows deeper under the covers with a little groan. "I know sweater weather makes it hard to get out of bed, but you don’t want to be late for class."
Kurt peeks out from under the blankets, squinting blearily up at Blaine. “Sweater weather?”
"Well, yeah, it’s in the low fifties—"
Kurt stumbles out of bed and walks over to his wardrobe, throwing open the doors and staring down at his sweater collection. “Finally,” he says to them. “Your time has come.”
"Whatever you say, honey," Blaine says cheerfully, darting in to kiss Kurt’s cheek again before he leaves his fiancé to his weirdness.
AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
this is really cute
just made me think of this
oh my god the best