darren criss + social media (insp.)
On a scale from 1 to Sasha speaking different languages, how done do you think I am?
Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home
Sasha interview with People.com about her kids…the “dumbfuck” story never gets old😂
22 years ago
why is this so hard for people to understand
Okay, so I knew this guy (his tumblr is matteleven and he even does minisodes in character) cosplays as the Doctor, because y’know, he’s perfect and all
But this is still him
I MEAN HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WITH YOUR FACE?????????
Just found this! I’m glad my face entertains some of you :D
The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.
I beg to differ.
If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.
I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending